Dissapointed…

One of the worst battles i have ever attended. We had about 20-25 people on chat and  10-15 ppl on cp.

When me and person gave orders nobody listened.For Example we had at least 15 ppl in a line at snowforts. We were waiting for Acp to come when a Random noob yells on the chat “Everyone acp is at the boiler room” As Soon as acp comes to the snowforts We lost more then half of the line!I count this battle as a  loss.

HERE ARE SOME PICS

I think Person has more pictures.

Nachos We will be having a training session So We can Refreshen up some tactics.

When:  6:00 eastern 3:00 western

Where: Fjord  Forest

Who: Nachos

Why: read top

This is MANDITORY so i expect everyone there

the return of vinnielicious yah its me

Chapter 1 When the homos started

 

 

 

 

At first the red army was the first army to have sex free dojos. The red army soon began to start raping the toddlers, this started World War 1. The toddlers were originally having sex with the red army hardcore. Then the blue army of humping humbeetles attacked the toddlers and won.

 

 

 

Chapter 2 A Depression

 

 

 

Armies went into a depression after pink mafias ran outve condoms and the econmy went downward. Most of the army leaders then had to have masturbation jobs to pay for their soldier’s puberty lessons. This was know as the Oagal You Fucking Skunk Bag Era.

 

 

Chapter 3 World War 2 the Battle of Retarded Rights

 

In the new era of cp armies oagal had just come out of his moms dick and pink mafias (his uncle) always raped him then oagal got mad inside and became a masterbater and made ACP, the army of gay rights, this started a war between the relatives because uma only liked bysexualness.

 

 

Chapter 4 Gayness prevails

          

 

ACP won the war because oagal and his evil child molesting henchmen lit pink mafia’s ass on fire and he had to run to the neatherlands to get his ass cooled by Michael jackson’s magical tampons. Since ACP won billybob was forced to allow gay rights on cp.

 

 

Chapter 5 the Nachos get Fiesty with ACP’s horny act.

 

Fort and Oagal realized that the nachos also had molestars running around so they kidnapped shadow, jojo, and tom wolf. But then none other then commando showed up to rape oagal so hard forcing him to retire (see next chapter). Fort then deciding to call in his Brother Kg to have sex with commando until he died.

 

 

 

Chapter 6 Oagal Retires/World War 3 when Dicks attack

 

 

When Oagal retired, zippy was having sex with kg in the back. This caused ACP to go to war with Rpf and Nachos. ACP ended winning by tricking zippy and kg into eating explosive condoms and tampons. After the war Fort proposed to Aber but, she confessed she was a lesbian causing all the child preditors of acp to go against each other for the rights of Straight or Circle.

 

 

Chapter 7 The ACP Cival War

 

The war began and lasted 10 years. At the end of the battle rapidly and shaboomboom (members of the circle society) decided to stick their wangs in Fort’s asscrack. This turned Fort extreamly gay and horny rights were allowed in acp. Meanwhile Nachos and UMA were planning to send straight rosie odonalds over to fuck aber and fort turning them normal. This plan failed miserbly and aber and fort found out and declared war on Nachos and UMA.

 

 

Chapter 8 World War 4/ Fall of ACP

 

 

This was a long a horny battle full of raping, sex slavery, and akabob advertising his porn and blowjobs. During the war pink mafias made a sudden return and strangled Fort. Aber, rapidly, and shabboomboom became acp leader but were easily defeated when shadow and terrking stuck grenades up ACP’s vaginas and penises. This caused the fall of ACP.

 

 

Chapter 9 Nacho Rebellion War

 

 

 

Jojo tried to jack off in public one day but akabob would’t let him so jojo rebelled. In the end no one won because Oagal escaped his horny prison and sent porn viruses to all the nachos. Linkin and Person became Nacho Leaders and made a new law allowing sex dolls to play with.

 

 

Chapter 10 a New Army

 

After the era of cockalicousness a Transexual named  iceyfeet decided to make a new army outve porn called IW. Nachos and IW became allies and had porn magazine, condoms, and tampon masterbating trade routes. But the real reason these armies stayed allies was because iceyfeet and linkin enjoyed sexual intercourse with each other.

 

 

 

Chapter 11 World War 5/New Begining

 

 

IW declared war on nachos after iceyfeet found out linkin was cheating on him and having an affair with person. This was harsh and cruel battle. Earlier before the war rpf had died from a sex famine and the remaining troops were held as free prostitutes. The war ended were shadow hired his man boob bodyguards Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan to destroy the nachos and iw. This caused the fall of them ending cp armies, but lil nyg (nyg and sex doll’s son) soon reseructed armies.

 

 

TO BE CONTNED

written by: Flarry Jerry

why hello

vincent gave me this site, and can i edit it? He said i could, so i will

i am cyrtd20. see you around!

cyrtd

Main Nacho Chat- http://xat.com/chat/room/34261092/ 

Get Away Nacho Chat-http://www.xat.com/Thenachosofclubpenguin

1. Only Generals+ can be moderators, unless they are an army leader or made a moderator for other reasons

2. No Cursing

3. No Spamming

4. No Spying

5. No Major enemies on Xat

6. No asking for Modship at least two times or you will be banned for an hour.

7. Modification to Rule 1: Enemy army leaders are to be taken off moderator status in war times.

Thank you,

-AkaBob22

Salsa Company (Nacho Marines)-
Cadets- Cyrtd20, Wasaweezer, Fiasco 121, Moocow2057, Joeyteo, Minhazul8, Bobliosenior, Black Icer, Chapa23, Tyedyeman, Caseys Man, Ypolkj, Tyedyeman, Potatoes4, Big Goonie, Simsekmcqueen, Kial12345, Zobber, Alawishis36, Coolman 1245, Bigred123456, 33princey3, Wwe Jeff 10, Paperman96, Caf1007, Krab1996, Karateboy200, Spike95673, Penguio32, Rugrat93, Beef66ars, Kat2493, sparky10099, Fiddy, Soccergal333, Mets win123, Bjzoo, Mrsummerset, 79 Reader, 3doglov3, Makenzie102, Blueswill, Crazyboy86, Zarley, Drew44x, Ajs889, Magiczues, Crazy Boy86, Penny Colt, Bougergirl, Leered25, Scawbie, Chone949, Ava Lytell, Df27, Maxricky, Eye739, Exteme 12, Playercod58, Their is My, Spretur, Ajt8574, Caseyboy97, Vil Dnan
Seargeants- Mr Random1, Xgthrecgtejm, Daega, SpeedyCop
Lieutenants- Lime013, Daega, Speedyjason9, KatKong129
Captains- Bobcatboy10, Jet Nugget, Arizona7296, Sriv 007,Noil Manz
Colonels- Satch, Unknowncl, Therinator1, Snowy101cool
Majors- Cooper30, Itachi6dark
Commanders- Tommer651, Casiusbrutus
Generals- Fireball Ice, Andrew575
Brigadeer General- Coleslaw7175
Major General- Rca123456
Head General- Cycle22

Taco Company (Nacho Navy)-
Sailors- Coolguy 100, Fluffyjj, darkpatato, Clay Aichen, Quickeagle, Cobema, Rutgers726, Mrpenguin902, Mceen267, Ziggy2021, Dexter Y, Zebra42401, Wills Mouse, Penguino1235, Lillopey, Cat13, Coolmatt12, Gengenabc123, Fusion596, Hoopsterfun, Jimmy Neo, Burrblizard, Rob 14, Yankeeboy7, Bowwow, Rowmay, Mega127ty, Super Tory, Sblingsnail, Lopez007, Coolguy4442, Gurlkiara, Crazyboy86, Peyton Jr, Urbina2897, Alex Eskimo, Maddy326, Harrymcfred, Coalfire45, Bubbkus, Articco94, Noel A, Lczstar, Happy Cooly, Coldblast27, Beer66ars, 13hurricane, Visraver, Dino Yo, Vennard, Nakib, Higoyby, 50 cent 254, Crazyboy86, Penguin32280607, Rosytoes22, Earl62296, Flipper989, Lessa1234, Kitty Lise, Blacky745239, Bluxtuxo
Naval Seargeants- Emilylondon, Aybaybay2020, Adman22, Chrisdude100
Naval Lieutenants- Lordcody56, Black Icer, Rianjr2448, Seanehawk
Naval Captains- Bart Bo26, Hero12589, Nacho 205, Cookcookie
Naval Colonels- Flarry Jerry, Pete11, Amigo5158, Arosso11
Naval Majors- Coolygrl, Buffonotis
Commadores- Bammaregera3, Ponchon
Admirals- Shivertoe2, Gitter12
Rear Admiral- Taylor455
Vice Admiral- Smeeble
Fleet Admiral- Rey Rey21

Burrito Company (Nacho Air Force Paratroopers)-
Paratroopers- Super2, Club14menow, Yobob1, Sterling64, Bay1555, Bitsoup, Clawcage42, Fuzz1001, Coach59, Dmy 7, Chappy101, Gravinaterr, Monryi29, SamySamy1221, Shadow3146, Alenwen, TT Tomate, Green Peg12, Toffee Cats, Beddal, Anna0822, Darth Beans, Gurlkiara, Bakerino, Sunflower118, Squattyblue, Ateraw, Sarrya, 10gs01, I dont noany, 7styl3, Rubjy 308, Sweeters101, Kenny123456j, Kingfrubby, Krgnjernfgvq, Lugi956, Michigan Roc, DavidT Girl5, Even123456, Chillen 4576, Werty35, Wildly, Woohoodude108, Troopx113, Pinkie101101, Ambrosha, Lollypops09, Levitz15, Penguito1235, Plugie7, Dj Adzer, Tcbp, Chessmann, Cberan, Puffle 504, Medenko, Man Goober, Spartan 450, Psimple, Mumble8pie, Freety Feety, Aus789, Lsund
Paratrooper Seargeants- Soccerpr306111, Beeky128778, 6789cool, Sam725
Paratrooper Lieutenants- Shad Jr, Znozeberry, Cro3000,Zzztop
Paratrooper Captains- Bbbbrrrr, Nortesider, KingCallum I, Happy Ree
Paratrooper Colonels- Speedmobile, Monkey012345 Aceside4lyf
Paratrooper Majors- Pacers77, Icebird1997
Paratrooper Commanders- Satch, Nodear, Pengyster48, Missfrog4
Paratrooper Generals- Shaboomboom, 1997jan7th
Brigadeer General- Shadow 126
Major General- Mr Magoo64
Head General- Ltshaqcena10

Double Dipper Company (Nacho Army)-
Privates- Ormsbydroid1, Granoladude, scccs, Polpenleey, Tumpet Dude, Knight290, Mindyellie, Go Rockey, Klimster, Blacky499, Hectorat22, Waddlin Wave, Froogly, Yoshi Nelly, Majo654, Halogirl67, Maupie, Scnikers 857, Da Boyo, King Spongey, Yeyone, Lion682, Dadookid, Brio2, Grinder 345, Waddle duck1122, Ard906789, Gtracer, Crab Cacher, Naco 8, Malamute11, Coullboy616, Texas Textile, Mariospy 007, 9mini, Sweetcorn101, txmb95ads, Penny pipsie, Caterpie777, Blast46, Goblue54, Benny1242, The Jelly Tot, Yankeezzz, Coolman1245, Plane Wings, Penguin3228067, Rabble15, Coke55432, Splot Man113, Avadiva1313, Jacensolo, Atl 01, Greg819, Zebrafire, Santino 19
Seargeants- Blueswill, Wgfv, Plumshake, Dxman9
Lieutenants- Npeppersn, Trickster, 1212cody, Florida111
Captains- Mgoblue, Ark248, Drivebyn123, Nodear, Angeldoll99
Colonels- Unb Penguins, Chrisi Blule,  Lots of Pie
Majors- Squattyblue, Amigo5158
Commanders- Themouse10, Yo4848
Generals- Berry0113, Mahicans
Brigader General- Abced101
Major General- 1nacho2rlin
Head General- Wii Mountian

Grand General- (Pending)
Ambassador- Tom Wolf
Co Leader- (Main)Person1233, Puckley, Terrking24
Leaders- Linkin55, Akabob22 , Nyg13

 

 

 

Nacho Hall Of Fame-

 

-Tom Wolf-

Tom Wolf can be considered one of the greatest Nachos ever. He was one of the first and most well known Nacho Leaders of all time. He was a funny, cool, great to hang out with guy. He had the first Nacho website, and retired in early 07. He still hangs out on chats today and he is a Captain. To find out more about Tom Wolf, visit his blogspot.

-Ardorin-

Ardorin is an old Co-Leader of the Nachos. He ran by a strict playbook, but was really cool to do stuff with. He was really agree-able yet open-minded about things. He recruited some of the greatest Nachos ever today. We will always remember him.

-Jm2000-

Jm2000 was one of the great Nacho Leaders. He was very loyal to Tom Wolf and the Nacho Army. Not many people from this generation know him, but he was a great guy. His dedication and devotion to the Nachos in the begginning helped make them what they are today.

-Wetsaw-

Wetsaw was one of the best guys in the Nachos to hang with. He was a best friend to alot of people, including Tom Wolf. He was one of the greatest Nacho Generals ever. His parting from the Nachos was one of the saddest events ever.

-Happy Ree-

Happy Ree was one of the greater Nachos of 2/3 of the Generations. With a dedicated, happy approach to everything, Happy Ree was one of the best soldiers ever. Any army who didnt have Happy Ree in them was an unlucky army. He is Major as of today, but not very active.

-Halfback45-

Halfback45 was one of the greater Nachos of the Second Generation. He helped train and work in the Spy department for the earlier Nachos. He really got things going in motion and never gave up. He is a Major as of today too, but he isnt really active.

-Shadow 126-

Shadow 126 has been a Nacho who has always been there. He is definately one of the oldest and best Nachos ever. He has the best attitude on everything, is really cool to hang out with, and you can see him on Club Penguin alot still. Try to beat him at Find Four.

-Breebree93-

Breebree was one of the first Nachos ever. She came in during the first stages of the Nachos and helped move them along. She was a strong supporter and always had a great attitude. An overall big boost for the Nachos.

-Flame Boy125-

Flame Boy was one of the better Nachos of the beggining of the Third Generation. He ran the site almost single handedly going strong and keeping the Nachos active. Thanks for your dedication Flame Boy…

-Tuxedo Mac-

Tuxedo Mac was one of the coolest guys ever. He was one of the most supportive Nachos of all time. He made the first Nacho Chat box ever. We will always remember his dedication to the Nachos. His Ideas were great, open minded, and one of the best ever. Thank you Tuxedo…

-Zippy500-

Zippy500 is definately one of the most well known Nachos ever. He was the Nacho Leader for over a year and took over for Tom Wolf in early 2007. He lead the Nachos through war after war, including World War 2 and 3. He was definately one of the most dedicated Nachos ever. He plans on sticking around after he retires and will always be there for the Nachos.

-Shadow2446-

Shadow is arguable the greatest nacho ever.He started in server Blizzard in early 07 helping the nachos  defeat enemies. In late 07 early 08 the nachos had a depression.We only had about seven soldiers.Shadow single handely got the nachos to 200 troops. Shadow lead us to beat enemies in many wars.Shadow has excellent leadership skills and has the BEST tactics.Shadow is currently retired and whent to acp.Shadow should be the defenition of Nachos

This page was made for the dedicated Nachos of all time. They were definately te best of the best, promoting the Nachos through the grip and grime. All of these people played an important part in Nacho History. We will remember these Nachos always and never forget the legacy. Long live the Nachos. -Shadow2446

Nacho Empire Page-

Table of Contents
1. Government Form
  a) Leaders ( Nacho High Senate )
  b) Nacho Senate
2. Servers
  a)Land Grants
  b)Governers
  c)Protection

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1. Government-

The Nacho Empire Government is ruled by the two Nacho Leaders. The Orginal Form was three leaders to make fair votes, but the issue was resolved as only two leaders.

a) The Nacho High Senate consits of the Top Five Nacho Leaders (Nacho Leaders, Co-Leaders, Ambassador, and Two Head Generals). They meet and make the final decision in everything. The Nacho Leaders have the final say, but the other Three may make the final decisions in a Death-Con 5 situation w/o one of the current Nacho Leaders there. All Meetings are private and secret unless reccommended on Local by the Nacho Leaders.

b) The Nacho Senate consists of all of the Generals and only the Generals and Smaller Army Leader. This meeting is for the Generals and Smaller Army Leaders only w/ one member from the High Senate to procide over it, highest rank will procide. Everything that procides in the meeting will roll over to the High Senate. The Nacho Senate is the place for lower ranks to make suggestions and speak. Only 3 speakers aka representatives at each meeting.

2. Nacho Servers-
Blizzard- Capital, Original Nacho Server
White House- Non-Member Capital Server
Fjord- Practice Battle Server
Frozen (Lighthouse)- UK Head Base
Crunch- Back-Up Server

Tuxedo Lighthouse- A Nacho Embassy in U.S.R.P.F.

a) Nacho Land Grants are very hard to recieve. Being that the Nacho Empire has 5 servers, approved by the ANTA, it will be VERY hard to get a land grant. Land Grants will only be given to trust-worthy armies who have always been Nacho Allies, currently allies, allies with the ANTA, no bad history records, and most importantly, NO REVOLUTIONS.

b) Server Governers will be assigned by the Nacho Senate. The only people eligable to be Governers are Majors and Generals (preferably Generals). This is so that not too much power gets within the High Senate.

c) Server Protection is of the utmost importance in the Nacho Empire. Server Governers will be head of all campaigns, parties, and other stuff within the server. They must send in daily scouting parties, practice battles, and protect it from Rogue Armies. Recruiting on the server is important too.

“I dont march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas!” -Shadow2446

More to be added soon.

El Diablos

hello,this is terrking. IM making an army called the el diablos. Its only for so i can beat the heck out of Crowls army the retarded lava knights

right now the ranks are:

Leader: Terrking

Co-leader:Andrew

Warlord: Person1223,flarryjerry

Corperal: 2 person clones,berry0113

seargent:5 person clones

trooper: 11 person clones

recruit:rest of person clones

OK I declare war on Lava knights

Back temporarily

well I am back temporarily.THings seem to be cooling down in acp.We are getting back together and new ranks are coming out and another secret thing me and nono are working on(no it doesn’t have anyhting to do with nachos)Acp is being rebuilt from the ground up.Oh person you look good in that pic

friends party

sorry for not posting as much as i used too

Reyrey won wweadam contest!!!

GOOD JOB REYREY U MADE US PROUD

exerpt from wweadam.com

The party is now over. There were a lot of glitches and I even saw some club penguin cheats!

The party was cool, and there’s a few people I would like to discuss, I couldn’t get all 5 because of the glitches.

Rey Rey 21 was unique because I noticed his pleads to win above anyone elses. Good job Rey rey!

I noticed Oarngepengee because he was at the party and he joined My forum and has made a lot of posts.

I’ve heard bodi10’s name a lot, so why not make them a winner!

Reyrey won wweadam contest!!!

The party is now over. There were a lot of glitches and I even saw some club penguin cheats!

The party was cool, and there’s a few people I would like to discuss, I couldn’t get all 5 because of the glitches.

Rey Rey 21 was unique because I noticed his pleads to win above anyone elses. Good job Rey rey!

I noticed Oarngepengee because he was at the party and he joined My forum and has made a lot of posts.

I’ve heard bodi10’s name a lot, so why not make them a winner!

GOOD JOB REYREY U MADE US PROUD